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Monster Fish Frenzy (Wiley and Grampa's Creature Features, No. 3)

Monster Fish Frenzy (Wiley and Grampa's Creature Features, No. 3)

Kirk Scroggs

Language: English

Pages: 112

ISBN: 0316059455

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


In the third book in the series, hapless, goofy Grampa and his grandson Wiley are in for another zany adventure: They're out to capture Moby Fizz, the biggest, bloated, most deformed bass the world has ever known--dead, alive or deep-fried. Readers be warned: You're about to see prehistoric fish the size of a small town, you'll witness a terrifying pirhana attack, and you'll even see Grampa wearing nothing but a grass skirt. That's right, it ain't pretty. And it ain't easy plunging the depths of Lake Putrid to capture a whale--at least not without the help of Gramma and the reunited Gingham County Ladies water skiiing team, and Paco, Grampa's prized pet goldfish.

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and it was getting louder and slurpier. Grampa reached over slowly and pulled off the lid to find… It was Merle, and he was slurping up earthworms like fettuccine Alfredo! “A stowaway!” exclaimed Grampa. “In the pirate days, this sneaky varmint would’ve had to walk the plank for this!” “I don’t think Gramma would like that,” I said. As time went by, Grampa became more and more determined to find Moby Fizz. He just wasn’t himself. He got all whiskery and disheveled and wasn’t gonna stop until

protective layer of snail mucus.” “Then we added a 1,200 horsepower Liquijet 5000 jet-boat engine with a magnetron electronic ignition, outboard hydraulic tilt and trim, and a twist-grip throttle.” “Wow!” I said. “Where did you get that?” “Oh, on the other side of the island,” said Earth Mother. “There’s a Manny’s Boat World next to that veggie-burger joint.” After bidding a sad farewell to our new hippie friends, we took off once again in search of the elusive Moby Fizz. “Look at those

protective layer of snail mucus.” “Then we added a 1,200 horsepower Liquijet 5000 jet-boat engine with a magnetron electronic ignition, outboard hydraulic tilt and trim, and a twist-grip throttle.” “Wow!” I said. “Where did you get that?” “Oh, on the other side of the island,” said Earth Mother. “There’s a Manny’s Boat World next to that veggie-burger joint.” After bidding a sad farewell to our new hippie friends, we took off once again in search of the elusive Moby Fizz. “Look at those

The creatures of the night await you … We begin our story with the gruesome transformation of a man into a werewolf! Please take note of the bulging eyes, the uncontrollable drool, and the slimy, sweaty skin. No, wait! That's just Coach Haunch, the surly, burly coach of the Gingham County Cracklins, the state's 100th-ranked soccer team–out of 50. “You kids quit being rowdy on the bus!” screamed Coach Haunch. “I've only had one cup of coffee today and you hooligans are working my last nerve!”

nap. “Is it time for dessert?” “We wanna hear about Moby Fizz!” I said. “Moby Fizz! Moby Fizz! Moby Fizz!” we all chanted, banging our maple-syrup dispensers on the table. “All right! All right!” Grampa said. “The tale I’m about to tell you is so secret and personal that I’ve never told it to anyone other than all my friends and family at every social gathering for the last seventy-five years.” CHAPTER 3 The Tail of Moby Fizz “It all started many, many years ago when I was a tiny

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